Bad Date: Thoughts You Have While Trying To Escape
26 Random Thoughts Every Women Has On A Bad Date
1. You Know You’ve Thought All Of These Things While On A Bad Date
2. I Wasted An Outfit On This. I’m Wearing This Again Tomorrow.
3. I Wonder How Many Likes I Got On My Latest Instagram Post?
4. OMG Look At That Cute Couple Over There…Everyone Is Having More Fun Than Me.
5. I Bet I Could Take Him, You Know, If It Comes To That
6. I’m Going To Be Single Forever.
7. Ugh. I Want Ice Cream. Oh Sh*t, I Have Ben & Jerry’s In The Freezer.
8. I Luh You Papi…I Luh You Luh You Luh You Papi. Ugh Why Can’t I Get This Song Out Of My Head?!
9. Maybe If I Pretend It’s All Good, It Won’t Be So Bad?
10. I’m Pretty Sure This Is My Last Pair Of Clean Panties. I Should Do Laundry.
11. If He Touches Me, I Will Kill Him.
12. Maybe I’ll Get My BFF To Call Me & Pretend Something Happened…
13. I’m Going To The Gym In The Morning, Just Kidding…I’m Going To Brunch.
14. I Hope I Have Some Bacon At Home. I Want Some Bacon Tonight.
15. I Definitely Should Have Gone To The Gym Tonight.
16. Can’t Wait To Get Home, Get A Snack & Watch Netflix
17. That’s The Last Time I’ll Let A Man Be A Man–I’m Choosing The Restaurant Next Time.
18. I Wonder If I Can Get Him To Pay For My Cab?
19. He’s Not Going To Mention His Ex Again…Oh He Mentioned His Ex Again.
20. I Should Call My Mom.
26 Random Thoughts Every Women Has On A Bad Date was originally published on hellobeautiful.com
