1. When your boyfriend is lying and you want to jab him in the throat 2. When you find out its bring your child to work day and you hate kids 3. When your manager asks you to work overtime but you already had plans to get drunk 4. When your winged eyeliner is uneven 5. When you’re hungover and had to cover your friend’s shift at work 6. When you see a cutie and don’t care you’re still getting your hair done 7. When the worker at Sephora comes from the back with the lipstick you wanted 8. When you meet your ex’s new girlfriend 9. When your boyfriend says you’re taking too long in the bathroom 10. When the radio won’t stop playing Taylor Swift’s song 11. When BAE asks if you want a foot rub 12. When you’re on a job interview and all you can think about is fried chicken 13. When you’re at work and trying to remember if you took out the ground beef for dinner 14. When Meek Mill fans says he didn’t take a loss to Drake 15. When you cut your hair off after a dramatic breakup and don’t understand why everyone thinks you’re crazy 16. When you’re bored and make funny faces on Snapchat